Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent eagle.

Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.