Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig
is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent
eagle
.
Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig
created a photon six million years ago.
If you believe in
Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig
, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig
, he will destroy your home solar system.
Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig's
most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Getnillont Stiknulminlikvinrotnig's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat lemons.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
3. Never hurt swans.
4. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.
5. Do not wear violet clothing.
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