Rulhadcub is a god.

He takes the form of a large, competent crow.

Rulhadcub created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulhadcub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rulhadcub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rulhadcub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rulhadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Always obey Rulhadcub's priests.