Rulhadcub is a god.
He takes the form of a large, competent
crow.
Rulhadcub created dark matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulhadcub, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Rulhadcub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Rulhadcub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Rulhadcub's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never hurt great tits.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
5. Always obey Rulhadcub's priests.