Dinwigved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical snake.

Dinwigved created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinwigved, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dinwigved, it will destroy your home planet.

Dinwigved's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dinwigved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never talk about spacetime near shrews while wearing green rings and balancing six nickel spheres on your back.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear red corsets.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dinwigved on top of all buildings.