Raksitminort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring bird.

Raksitminort created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raksitminort, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Raksitminort, it will be mildly annoyed.

Raksitminort's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Raksitminort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Raksitminort must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about amino acids.