Vilpadzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able grasshopper.

Vilpadzod created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilpadzod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilpadzod, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vilpadzod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vilpadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing stockings.