Godhogced is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty
gerbil.
Godhogced created time and space nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Godhogced, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Godhogced, it will torture you forever.
Godhogced's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Godhogced's Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum gravity near cats while wearing violet coats and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
4. Do not kill dolphins.
5. Always stare at clouds.