Jarnstersit is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent
tortoise.
Jarnstersit created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Jarnstersit, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Jarnstersit, it will turn you into a rat.
Jarnstersit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Jarnstersit's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt monkeys.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Jarnstersit.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Do not keep seven capybaras in a large pit.
5. Pray towards the east.