Padnullbass is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, slow lion.

Padnullbass created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Padnullbass, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Padnullbass, she will curse you with boils.

Padnullbass' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Padnullbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always obey Padnullbass' priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away from indigo voles, for they are unholy.