Dutsitgedpig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy wyrm.

Dutsitgedpig created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutsitgedpig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutsitgedpig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dutsitgedpig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dutsitgedpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dutsitgedpig.

5. Do not covet oxen.