Bepfedxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart meerkat.

Bepfedxuck created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfedxuck, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bepfedxuck, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bepfedxuck's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bepfedxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not cook food in pots.