Stannigflishas is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent
seal.
Stannigflishas created viruses three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stannigflishas, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Stannigflishas, he will turn you into a snail.
Stannigflishas' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Stannigflishas' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dolphins.
2. Never paint your head cyan.
3. Do not hurt great tits.
4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to nematodes while wearing white trousers.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.