Cudgomgom Matsandpig Fembuttomspag
is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous
parrot
.
Cudgomgom Matsandpig Fembuttomspag
created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cudgomgom Matsandpig Fembuttomspag
, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cudgomgom Matsandpig Fembuttomspag
, it will strike you with lightening.
Cudgomgom Matsandpig Fembuttomspag's
most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Cudgomgom Matsandpig Fembuttomspag's Holy Commandments
1. Never laugh in holy places.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Never write about photosynthesis.
4. Cudgomgom Matsandpig Fembuttomspag loves dogs, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not stand on grass.
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