Nadbedced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak chinchilla.

Nadbedced created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbedced, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nadbedced, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nadbedced's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nadbedced's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to rats while wearing shorts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Nadbedced loves monkeys, so they must be respected.