Dagxendub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking dingo.

Dagxendub created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagxendub, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dagxendub, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dagxendub's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dagxendub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.