Kinyimsog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous aardvark.

Kinyimsog created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinyimsog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kinyimsog, it will turn you into a mole.

Kinyimsog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kinyimsog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.