Ceplapdam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident eagle.

Ceplapdam created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceplapdam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ceplapdam, it will manifest in front of you.

Ceplapdam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ceplapdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ceplapdam.

5. Always stare at clouds.