Dadgutjanjon is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, annoying
hydra.
Dadgutjanjon created energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dadgutjanjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dadgutjanjon, it will turn you into a worm.
Dadgutjanjon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Dadgutjanjon's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dadgutjanjon in the centre of the settlement.
2. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the south.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not kill cats.
5. Do not wear gray clothing.