Dadgutjanjon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying hydra.

Dadgutjanjon created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgutjanjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadgutjanjon, it will turn you into a worm.

Dadgutjanjon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dadgutjanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dadgutjanjon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.