Stafgomflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident dryad.

Stafgomflam created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafgomflam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stafgomflam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stafgomflam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stafgomflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing green stockings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Stafgomflam in the centre of the settlement.