Nellceting is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent frog.

Nellceting created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellceting, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nellceting, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nellceting's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nellceting's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to seals while wearing scarves.

2. Put Nellceting first in all things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nellceting.