Komgamtam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical goose.

Komgamtam created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komgamtam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Komgamtam, it will be very sad.

Komgamtam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Komgamtam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if three voles approach from the west.