Febkemken Gofgepwig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet naga.

Febkemken Gofgepwig created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febkemken Gofgepwig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febkemken Gofgepwig, it will ignore you.

Febkemken Gofgepwig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Febkemken Gofgepwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febkemken Gofgepwig.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Febkemken Gofgepwig.

4. Never sprint in the presence of cats.

5. Always take life seriously.