Botgargub is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, egotistical dingo.

Botgargub created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botgargub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Botgargub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Botgargub's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Botgargub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always obey Botgargub's priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.