Vanmigsom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy chicken.

Vanmigsom created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanmigsom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vanmigsom, she will make you grow a tail.

Vanmigsom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vanmigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vanmigsom.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never look at black holes.