Gidrot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful fish.

Gidrot created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidrot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gidrot, she will be very unhappy.

Gidrot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gidrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Gidrot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.