Kapsidnad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy aardvark.

Kapsidnad created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapsidnad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kapsidnad, she will torture you forever.

Kapsidnad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kapsidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Kapsidnad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not listen to music.