Bondagbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet butterfly.

Bondagbaf created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bondagbaf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bondagbaf, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bondagbaf's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bondagbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green mice for they are unholy.

2. Never jump near ducks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.