Nellwadhin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow goose.

Nellwadhin created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellwadhin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellwadhin, he will not care at all.

Nellwadhin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nellwadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nellwadhin on top of all buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.