Manvabcap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome centipede.

Manvabcap created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manvabcap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Manvabcap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Manvabcap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Manvabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Manvabcap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.