Appcintail is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage crow.

Appcintail created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Appcintail, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appcintail, it will turn you into a sheep.

Appcintail's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Appcintail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Appcintail in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.