Benbestmig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking whale.

Benbestmig created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benbestmig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Benbestmig, it will turn you into a duck.

Benbestmig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Benbestmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benbestmig.

5. You must love Benbestmig.