Buskemort is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless hyena.

Buskemort created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buskemort, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Buskemort, she will turn you into a duck.

Buskemort's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Buskemort's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Buskemort.

3. Buskemort loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.