Rakgencib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty fish.

Rakgencib created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakgencib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rakgencib, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rakgencib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rakgencib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near seals while wearing brown shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your back.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide from red nematodes for they are unholy.