Labvedbegrenflisnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient squid.

Labvedbegrenflisnutt created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labvedbegrenflisnutt, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Labvedbegrenflisnutt, she will turn you into a goat.

Labvedbegrenflisnutt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Labvedbegrenflisnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Labvedbegrenflisnutt.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Put Labvedbegrenflisnutt first in all things.