Tonbossban is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish dove.

Tonbossban created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonbossban, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tonbossban, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tonbossban's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tonbossban's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away if five squirrels approach from the east.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.