Fobhugjen is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered shark.

Fobhugjen created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobhugjen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fobhugjen, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fobhugjen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fobhugjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing indigo rings.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never paint your back magenta.

5. Do not take Fobhugjen's name in vain.