Cibnakrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking wren.

Cibnakrutt created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibnakrutt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cibnakrutt, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cibnakrutt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cibnakrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. You must love Cibnakrutt.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.