Fensisdit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty aardvark.

Fensisdit created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensisdit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fensisdit, it will not care.

Fensisdit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fensisdit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six hamsters approach from the north.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fensisdit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fensisdit.