Rutmiphudfar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish goose.

Rutmiphudfar created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rutmiphudfar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutmiphudfar, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rutmiphudfar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rutmiphudfar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Rutmiphudfar on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear white coats.