Listyogkik is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless guinea pig.

Listyogkik created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listyogkik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listyogkik, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Listyogkik's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Listyogkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.