Bestsakwan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful yak.

Bestsakwan created life four years ago.

If you believe in Bestsakwan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestsakwan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bestsakwan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bestsakwan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bestsakwan.

2. You must pray to Bestsakwan five times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.