Quartdapgarnablarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful naga.

Quartdapgarnablarn created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartdapgarnablarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quartdapgarnablarn, it will turn you into a sheep.

Quartdapgarnablarn's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Quartdapgarnablarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing red skirts.

3. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.