Tailgarsugbim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic goose.

Tailgarsugbim created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgarsugbim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tailgarsugbim, it will strike you with lightening.

Tailgarsugbim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tailgarsugbim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tailgarsugbim.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Tailgarsugbim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tailgarsugbim loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.