Sidfag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody horse.

Sidfag created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidfag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sidfag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sidfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidfag.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.