Dumnargum is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain clam.

Dumnargum created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumnargum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumnargum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dumnargum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dumnargum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumnargum.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Dumnargum first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.