Dubwapshav is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented otter.

Dubwapshav created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubwapshav, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dubwapshav, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dubwapshav's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dubwapshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. You must pray to Dubwapshav five times a day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Dubwapshav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about galaxies.