Barnmidstik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful finch.

Barnmidstik created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Barnmidstik, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnmidstik, it will be mildly annoyed.

Barnmidstik's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Barnmidstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must love Barnmidstik.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Barnmidstik on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. You must pray to Barnmidstik four times a day.