Zagyammeg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain cow.

Zagyammeg created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagyammeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zagyammeg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zagyammeg's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zagyammeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.