Bisskapken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome crab.

Bisskapken created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisskapken, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bisskapken, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bisskapken's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bisskapken's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.