Zimflybim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless squirrel.

Zimflybim created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimflybim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimflybim, he will not invite you to parties.

Zimflybim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zimflybim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never wear cyan trousers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.