Fonsatfun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish owl.

Fonsatfun created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonsatfun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fonsatfun, she will torture you forever.

Fonsatfun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fonsatfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.